Tatt 4 Trannies, we have worked round the clock in our Kabul sweatshop to bring
you the very best products to achieve the feminine dream.
following accessories are no different - merging cutting-edge technology with
blinding pseudoscience to make you look and feel special.
Home IPL (new Oct 05)
Laser Hair Removal in the moderate comfort of your own home
The Intense Pulsed Light System uses a Laser Beam to quickly remove unwanted hairs. Simply lie on the attached conveyor belt and you will be passed over the complex laser area which with bathe you in short bursts of light.
Portable IPL Device (new Oct 05)
A hand held version of the Home IPL Machine above. Can be used to treat small areas, as well as perform Price Checks at the local shopping mall.
Ming on a String (new Oct 05)
Fulfill your feminine illusion. This product has been designed to hide the male genitalia with an ultra-realistic appearance. It also allows for body cavity penetration. It can be worn for hours at a time with no problem. Well apart from very sweaty bits and a rather odd smell. Oh, and the squeek.
We call it.. the Ming on a String. It comes with a variety of hairstyles. From Billy Conolly to Kojak*. Collect the set!
(*Lollypop not included)
makeup remover kit. Comes complete with different grades of sandpaper to accomodate
all skin types.
to remove all traces of makeup and also dry skin, normal skin and even lumpy
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for home use by our scientists at our Nosyd research laboratory - this
amazing pump will eventually make your breasts up to 2 cup sizes bigger. Honest.
soothing pumping action will cause fluids (like blood and pus) to fill the spaces
between the breast cells, making your breasts swollen and noticeably bigger.
note - do not use on blow...While this may cause temporary inflation, the effects
may be more dramatic than initially desired.
amazing scientists at Laboratoire Noire et Deckere have come up
that really sucks!
the power of the breast pump, but in a handy take-anywhere format. Fantastic!
Complete with accessories.
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your budget cannot stretch to other breast pumps, then why not try out economy
range? Simply attach to the nipple and pump! What else did you think the nipple
was there for?
be operated with your foot or your hand. It's simple, easy to use and won't break
unique combination of active lipids and other compounds in Breast Plumper
causes your breasts to swell through a clinically proven process (vasodilation)
that enlarges the breasts vast capillary matrix
the same physiology
that causes genital expansion. Honest. We couldn't make this stuff up, could
the underlying capillary foundation expands, your breasts will get bigger
beginning in seconds, maximizing in minutes, and lasting
for hours. Take
an extra pack
with you to provide "top ups" through the day.